Everything you didn't want to know about me...
Sunday night is half-heartedly-writing-an-essay-due-for-tomorrow night. And avoiding preparing for a tutorial. And probably forgetting a lot of things that I will remember 5 minutes before leaving, thereby making myself late for yet another dreaded Monday morning.
On the upside - here's my 10-Second Interview, conscientiously copy-and-pasted from Facebook. Only the best for you, my loyal blogging companions!
Drumroll please...
Can I get a "woop woop"?
No, they're not for you.
People make fun of my...
Everything :(
What should your biography be titled?
'Tales of Indescribable Genius'
What's the worst that could happen?
rabid feminists
When faced with a problem, I...
run away screaming
What's the most embarassing song in your collection?
Apache - Jump on it
What do you think you'll name your kids?
Joey, Jojo, Junior, and Shabadoo
I wish my cell phone had a...
taser
When was the last time you threw up?
there was this time I puked on the bus, then I got interviewed for ITV's Street Doctor!
Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, or white chocolate?
All of them.
What would you name your pet monkey?
Genevieve
My super power would be...
long distance super-charged tappars
If I were a Disney character, I'd be...
abu the monkey
If you could reprogram yourself, what one trait would you leave out?
Procrastination
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no...
charmin toilet paper
When I call you, my custom ring tone should be...
don't worry/be happy
When I'm bored, I...
do stupid quizzes [much like this one!]
I like to wear...
my pyjamas under my normal clothes
What's your favorite book?
The one with pages in
What picture do you use as your desktop background?
A montage of the people I stalk
How would you end the Iraq War?
get everyone to have a good old sing song
What's your favorite ice cream topping?
cake
If you discovered a planet, what would you call it?
Pakistan (it's out of this world!)
When I'm elected, the first law I'll pass...
outlaw stupidity
What will your wedding band be made out of?
awesome
Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING, is getting between me and my...
aorta
Ever broken a bone?
not my own...
I'd like to be captain on a manned mission to...
jalander
If you had an extra toe, what would you do with it?
freak people out
If I could control my dreams, I'd dream about...
chocolate
The sitcom about my life would be named...
Hahahahaha! ...No
Look around! What's the closest red object?
A little bunny with a red jumper, awww
Do you sleep on your side, back, or stomach?
All of the above (flab problems)
Who is your hero?
Captain Jack Sparrow, crossed with Prince of Persia and Atticus Finch. With the voice of Gandhi.
I feel at peace when...
asleep M
I feel most powerful when...
behind the wheel of a Nissan Micra
Who do you take after? Mom or Dad?
I think I have my dad's moustache
What was the best advice you ever received?
'the door says push, not pull'
What's the fastest you've ever driven?
20mph (it was on the motorway ok)
What's your favorite type of cuisine?
The one with chocolate and marshmallows.
What would you do for a new car?
Go ask my dad :P
What would you do if you could be invisible?
Stand in elevators and close the doors right when people are running to them.
I once had a really weird dream that...
I was Eminem and I was fixing a roof, but my wife was mad at me because I bought her present in a sale.
What was the first thing you bought when you got your first credit card?
Some good ole fashioned Riba
What's your favorite comfort when you're ill?
My momma :)
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
Twice! And you should too!
Where is Waldo?
Hanging out with Osama Bin Laden
Beauty or Brains?
Beauty fades, and isn't edible...
If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be, and why?
An onion because I'm smelly and make people cry. Wait...
I'd be nothing if it weren't for...
being born.
I'd describe my sense of humor as...
irreverent and stupid like your face.
There's something fishy about...
Nicola Sturgeon. Haha.
We should criminalize...
receptionists.
Though I try to hide it, I'm actually...
quite sensible, really.
What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?
She makes jewellery for dentists.
Cake or Pie?
They're actually more delicious combined!
I am totally paranoid about...
Nothing, People really ARE out to get me.
How many hours of sleep do you need?
As many as I can get.
Which of the following describe you? Teenage? Mutant? Ninja? Turtle?
All of the above (hero in a half shell!!)
What's the worst movie you've ever seen?
Anything Bollywood.
What was the worst movie this year?
All of them.
If you didn't have to work, what would you do with your time?
Make daisy chains and learn how to juggle.
I've always wanted...
to eat a full jar of nutella.
In 20 years, I will be...
41. Inshallah.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a marble?
a millionty [approximately the number of questions I just answered!]
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Okay, so your challenge (should you choose to accept it) is to pick your favourite five questions, and answer them in the comments. That's right - entertain me! Dance, my monkeys, dance!
4 comments:
This took 10 seconds??
A Micra? 20 mph? on the motorway?
This interview, makes mine look tame.Okay so my 5 questions...
From the "magical" world of disney i'd be...
Puss in boots!!
Have i ever broken a bone?
Yes i have, my left arm. It hurt but i got a LOT of chocolates.
I once had a really weird about...you do not want to know, trust me.
The closest red object, is a tie between chocolate wrapper and diet coke can.
Witha all the teeth, the tooth fairy has built a HUGE castle someplace with chairs and tables and as she's retired now- she sends the kids she kidnapped- she grinds the teeth and makes them into....
I should shut up now,*goes to hide*
What's the worst that could happen?
Severe Myalgic Encephalomyelitis leaving you completely incapacitated and paralysed and then being accused by Drs of faking symptoms therefore losing all entitlement to emotional, medical or financial support- that goes on a lot in the UK. That IS the worst- believe!
What would you name your pet monkey?
George W Bush- he became president of the United States which says a lot about the people who voted him in.
When I'm bored, I...
Spend far too much time online (like now!)
Who is your hero?
Professor Malcolm Hooper:D That rare breed of open minded Drs who side with patients rather than vested interests of health insurers or corporate pharmaceutical companies.
What's your favorite comfort when you're ill?
Budgies- they’re just full of fluff and gorgeousness!
I like your blog,
Neelu
I WISH I had a big sister as cool as you. *sighs sadly*
Now it's my turn to do these questions. I was meant to do them ages ago but the Internet on my laptop went off. And I kept forgetting. My apologies, love.
What's the worst that could happen?
Getting pulled out of school. It's my worst nightmare. No, seriously.
What do you think you'll name your kids?
Abdul Noor, Sakina, Abdul Wahab, Amatullah, Onaysa, Tahira, Falak, Zaky, Adam, Sumayya, Fatemah, Aaliyah, Abdul Aliyy, Al Safi...I think I should stop now.
When I call you, my custom ring tone should be...
You are my sunshineeeee! My only sunshineeee! You make me happyyyyyyyyyyyyy! When skies are greyyyyyy! So on and so forth.
I like to wear...
My daddy's jacket, my younger sister's kameez, my daddy's socks and my jim-jams. All together. I'm cool like that.
What was the best advice you ever received?
Self-pity is your worst enemy. I shall never forget it. Insha'Allah.
I once had a really weird dream that...
My Urdu teacher was chasing me around school with a frying pan which she hit, repeatedly, on my head. In the other room (the scene was set in my school) were a buch of old, fat paki women sitting on manjiya and doing hookah. It was very scary.
Though I try to hide it, I'm actually...
Really insecure.
Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING, is getting between me and my...
Rachel Gibson romance novels. I love them to death.
Okay, I think I answered more than five but who cares. I had fun!
Tuba
outcast: haha, it's supposed to be a 10 second interview, but if you're wasting time on facebook and answering about 50 questions, it's a lot longer!
i'm quite liking this gruesome tooth fairy thing... tell kids that story, and maybe they'd take better care of their teeth!
Neelu: thanks for visiting! Take it you're a medic? Oh and can I have a budgie please? haha
SrTuba: awww, you're so sweet! I think i'd be a pretty crappy big sister though... i tend to beat siblings up!
ok, you must have a REALLY scary urdu teacher! and i quite like your crazy outfit :P
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